heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via d0pesince94)

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(via wonderfrankie)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via wonderfrankie)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via wonderfrankie)

dellonza:

titytwochainz:

cowriesankhsandincense:

youngblackandvegan:

oluthegreat:

tina-rose:

vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

She got snatched up right after this. I just know it.

I’m dead. Her face “I’m about to fuck this little girl up!”

Her face said “keep playing little girl. I got something for that ass”

the chew and the finger sprinkle… nah man it’s over for her. 

Ass beat

U kno she dead.

(via rubberbunsandliquor)

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

image

(via alexsteele)

ruinedchildhood:


This could be us..

ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

(via beyoncesson)

ruinedchildhood:


but you playin.

ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

(via beyoncesson)

get-on-the-carousel:

I honestly cannot decide whose reaction is better.

get-on-the-carousel:

I honestly cannot decide whose reaction is better.

(via beyoncesson)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via whatiiliike)

college should be $25

(via whatiiliike)

theuppitynegras:

nikki-fellatio:

thexpotent:

ethergawddess:

WHO DID THIS 

this site wild

LMFAO

I’m deleting

theuppitynegras:

nikki-fellatio:

thexpotent:

ethergawddess:

WHO DID THIS 

this site wild

LMFAO

I’m deleting

(via beyoncesson)

kushandwizdom:

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